Large mountains will see us through

[Gnasher]

Switzerland boss Gnasher was in bullish mood when asked of his team's chances of progression to the next round of the World Cup Stunners. 'Switzerland is a beautiful country, full of big mountains. In fact, whilst drawing back the curtains this morning I looked up to see some impressive twin peaks' he said.

With stiff competition from France in the group stages, he was quick to play down the opposition. 'They may have some beautiful women, however their garlicky breath does nothing for me', he stated.