I puked on my missus while having intercourse. However, after just having a couple of rather rampant sessions I can confirm she does not receit hail mary's during sex. She's a methodist so she's not supposed to be having sex, but that was knocked out of her straight away. We're going to uni in a month though so that will be that. I could never marry a religious bird it would do my nut!
Simon - I fucking love you. I'll do everything I can to clense my dad's PC, or I will be truly bummed when my folks get back. My house is a shit tip at the moment. Piss stains, sick stains, cum on my parent's bed sheets, my sister's room stinking of skunk, PC's filled up with porn, mum's car flat-spotted rear tyres, arse print on my passenger window on my car, tons of beer cans in my neighbour's garden who are incidentally away on holiday, and my house all stinks of booze!
No mattress in the front garden?
