Adver News: Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz

[News Monkey]

Matrix training technology is the perfect Fitz
           


  SWINDON Town legend Fitzroy Simpson is launching a revolutionary training programme, using Swindon and the surrounding area as the flagship centre, as he looks to develop the stars of the future
  for the Robins.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8990681.Matrix_training_technology_is_the_perfect_Fitz/?ref=rss
           

[A Gent Orange]

It isn't 1st April again is it? This looks like it's in English but it doesn't read like English. It reads like one of Talk Talk's tinfoil hat websites (Obviously without the bit claiming we elected the Queen).

[Nemo]

Is this how he created Mark Marshall?

[Spencer_White]

This course teaches players how to dodge bullets in slow motion.

[pauld]

Maybe they don't actually train the players just make them think they're training in their sleep?

[BANGKOK RED]

They just have to believe