I like words like bogus, but favour counterfeit, sham or disengenuous. Then again STFCinBournemouth (Mr must-seek-favour amongst the percieved favourites) might mount a challenge, if he certifies the ground is clear

Complete sub-terrain wimp! Long live Flammable Ben, and the fol, at least they have a pair of bollox

dude, totally. Ride the whale man, whilst popping some e's and listenng to pavement and wearing tie-die t-shirts.
And whoever changed my name, brilliant.