Ok firstly the somber part... any death is tragic, especially under such circumstances.

On the positive side, I think the journo in question was trying to be amusing, just read the following quote from the article, it's golden...
Croydon Athletic chairman David Le Cluse was discovered with gunshot wounds in a garage in Wallington on Saturday morning. Police are investigating the 44-year-old's death which they are currently treating as "unexplained" 