Paramedical activity

[pauld]

Does anyone have any interesting experiences/anecdotes of people in green jackets providing medical assistance at, say, the scene of an accident?

[nevillew]

I'm pretty sure that they were in evidence at the County Ground after Douglas' shocking tackle at the weekend - see fB's animation for scientific confirmation of the event leading to this occurrence.

[pauld]

Nah, that was aliens, definitely. They disguised themselves as St Johns Ambulance as cover so they could shoot that Udders bloke in the arm with their rayguns

[Gelbfüßler]

Here is hard physical proof that paramedical activity is real

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[nochee]

My ex brother in law, Ryan is a paramedic and he used to tell us loads of funny/gruesome/horrific stories. The best one has to be when he got called out to an address but with no details of the incident on his computer. He knocked at the front door and a man answered and asked for Ryan to be discreet and sensitive as there has been an embarrasing accident involving the mas wife.
Ryan walked in to the living room to find the mans wife on the floor on all fours with a towel draped over her ass obviously highly embarrased. When the towel was lifted Ryan saw that there was the end of a cucumber sticking out of her ass. "a sex game that went a bit wrong" said the husband.
The woman had to be put on a stretcher, still on all fours and carried to the back of the ambulance to be taken to hospital to have the cucumber removed.

Apparently the neighbours were out in the street wondering what had happened.
You would move, wouldnt you?

[pauld]

Here is hard physical proof that paramedical activity is real
 
[url width=200 height=200]http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/aug2007/2/0/731817E0-A330-97E8-BD9447CD4423F73A.jpg[/url]

If he's not an alien dressed up, I don't know what is. Look at the grey skin and bulgy eyes.

[nevillew]

My ex brother in law, Ryan is a paramedic and he used to tell us loads of funny/gruesome/horrific stories. The best one has to be when he got called out to an address but with no details of the incident on his computer. He knocked at the front door and a man answered and asked for Ryan to be discreet and sensitive as there has been an embarrasing accident involving the mas wife.
Ryan walked in to the living room to find the mans wife on the floor on all fours with a towel draped over her ass obviously highly embarrased. When the towel was lifted Ryan saw that there was the end of a cucumber sticking out of her ass. "a sex game that went a bit wrong" said the husband.
The woman had to be put on a stretcher, still on all fours and carried to the back of the ambulance to be taken to hospital to have the cucumber removed.

"We'd better put a dressing on that"

[Bob's Orange]

My ex brother in law, Ryan is a paramedic and he used to tell us loads of funny/gruesome/horrific stories. The best one has to be when he got called out to an address but with no details of the incident on his computer. He knocked at the front door and a man answered and asked for Ryan to be discreet and sensitive as there has been an embarrasing accident involving the mas wife.
Ryan walked in to the living room to find the mans wife on the floor on all fours with a towel draped over her ass obviously highly embarrased. When the towel was lifted Ryan saw that there was the end of a cucumber sticking out of her ass. "a sex game that went a bit wrong" said the husband.
The woman had to be put on a stretcher, still on all fours and carried to the back of the ambulance to be taken to hospital to have the cucumber removed.

Apparently the neighbours were out in the street wondering what had happened.
You would move, wouldnt you?

Shame it wasn't a lettuce.

Would have been the tip of the iceberg.

[pauld]

Not sure what made me wince more, nochee's story or the puns that followed

[STFCBird]

I went in an ambulance once when the took Sussex away. It made me feel sick.

I spooking met the paramedic that treated him on a sponsored horse ride. Now we are horsey friends. Freaky but it's true.

[Rustle]

Back last year i fell over outside a chip shop and went head first in to the ground giving me two black eyes and a cut on the head that was flowing like a river along with a cut lip and nose,It happened to be raining aswell.The paramedics took over an hr to get to me and when they did he said he wasn't authorised to carry passengers in his ambulance car to which ensued a row with my mrs to which he eventually gave in and decided to take us.

Not good when you live virtually in the centre of town. I hate to think of what would of happened had i had a heart attack.

[BANGKOK RED]

I had to have an enormous boil surgically removed from my butt once, without anaesthetic.

It hurt.