Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace

[Bogus Dave]

They're not really that funny, though Neville might appreciate them

Joke Number One
New muslim based teen drama to be screened on bbc shortly, called Burka Grove.


Joke Number Two
I invited jarvis cocker to a house party once, telling him to bring his own alcohol. He turned up with a packet of dairylea and a bottle of lemonade. "What are you doing, you can't get drunk on that" i said. "I know" he replied " but at least i'm sorted for cheese and fizz"


If it raises one half smile my job here is done

[Chubbs]

ban please

[adje]

The second one's quite good

[DMR]

I echo the ban sentiments

[oxford_fan]

Good jokes!

[adje]

first one's rubbish