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dell boy

« Reply #15 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 09:44:13 »

Put a yellow top on and wash cars at a supermarket for a day = £100.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 09:53:19 »

Have you tried getting a job?
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 09:58:23 »

Have you tried getting a job?

He said almost anything.
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 16:27:06 »

Do you not like beer Ben? The idea was to drink it, but not by myself. Think along the lines of combining a Sippo 'I have no mates to go to the pub with, please come to the pub with me' thread and this one.

Oi you facker I was desperate!
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 16:48:13 »

Oi you facker I was desperate!

no one doubts that, especially posting it on an internet forum looking for a date Smiley
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 18:23:30 »

Ben, i'll give you £10 plus some red wine to drink whilst cleaning my oven?

(this comment is an innuendo or euphamism free one)
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:00:09 »

Ben, i'll give you £10 plus some red wine to drink whilst cleaning my oven?

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I read that as you are willing to pay Ben money just to watch him cleaning your oven whilst drinking red wine, I conveniently missed the last bit in brackets.

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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:00:37 »

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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:03:00 »

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« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 14, 2009, 01:29:49 »

Ben, i'll give you £10 plus some red wine to drink whilst cleaning my oven?

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Raise it to 25 quid an I'll do it.  Also red wine has to mean me and you getting pissed and having a laugh whilst I clean.
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