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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 18:39:06 »

Never heard of people not believing in wasp stings.

I got stung twice as a kid, now I shreek like a girl whenever one comes near me.
I was chased around the car park at work last week by a wasp.
They can smell fear.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 18:53:37 »

Never heard of people not believing in wasp stings.

I got stung twice as a kid, now I shreek like a girl whenever one comes near me.
I was chased around the car park at work last week by a wasp.
They can smell fear.
  What gives me the impression that you might be a gay entomologist ?
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 19:00:23 »

A bee dies after stinging somebody, and so will only do so as a last resort or to protect the hive.

Wasp's however can sting to their hearts content and have no adverse affects therefore they are a tad more 'trigger happy. However even a wasp has the basic instinct that if it pisses a big animal of by stinging it, then there is a good chance that that big animal will try to kill it and so usually wont bother unless you really piss it off a bit.
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 19:13:04 »

A bee dies after stinging somebody, and so will only do so as a last resort or to protect the hive.

Wasp's however can sting to their hearts content and have no adverse affects therefore they are a tad more 'trigger happy. However even a wasp has the basic instinct that if it pisses a big animal of by stinging it, then there is a good chance that that big animal will try to kill it and so usually wont bother unless you really piss it off a bit.
   
  Not strictly true BR. Otherwise any bee-keeper would lose half the colony when collecting honey. A bee will only sting (and die) to protect itself or the queen.
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 19:16:48 »

  
  Not strictly true BR. Otherwise any bee-keeper would lose half the colony when collecting honey. A bee will only sting (and die) to protect itself or the queen.

Which is exactly what I said, is it not?
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 19:36:41 »

Which is exactly what I said, is it not?
   
  Erm...no. By saying ''protect the hive'' implies that a bee will die to protect its colleagues. It won't. It will only sacrifice itself in the interests of self-preservation and allegiance to its queen.
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 22:20:59 »

Do the bees have a national anthem for the queen?
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 07:11:06 »

Beemian rhapsody?
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 08:07:36 »

Flight of the bumblebees
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 08:44:37 »

It will only sacrifice itself in the interests of self-preservation.

It's not really that clever, is it?
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 09:14:42 »

Do the bees have a national anthem for the queen?

Honey, Honey ?
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 09:23:26 »

God save our Queen?
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flammableBen

« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 09:35:08 »

Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, August 19, 2009, 09:38:10 »

Anything by the police.
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