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« on: Monday, July 6, 2009, 18:45:25 »
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090706/tuk-cancer-mum-scoops-2-4m-lottery-win-6323e80.html

Bitter Sweet for this lady from Pinehurst....lets hope her Chemo works so she can enjoy her winnings..best wishes to her.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 09:51:03 »
Is it wrong that I found the cancer followed by a random dog attack quite funny? I think there may be something wrong with me.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:22:01 »
Quote from: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, July  7, 2009, 09:51:03
Is it wrong that I found the cancer followed by a random dog attack quite funny? I think there may be something wrong with me.

Haha, it's like that joke:

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:30:30 »
Bad news: We have amputated the wrong leg!

Good news: The bad one is getting better!
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 11:37:48 »
What are Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Jade Goody getting for Christmas this year........... Patrick Swayze!
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 14:31:05 »
Quote from: Barry Scott on Tuesday, July  7, 2009, 11:22:01
Haha, it's like that joke:

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.



I love that joke. Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 17:05:27 »
A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
"Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?"
The Doctor replies, "it's dead."
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