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michael
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« on: Sunday, April 12, 2009, 09:56:22 »
From yesterday's 'Guardian Weekend' supplement:

"Dear Lucy. I have been with my husband for 14 years. Every day he burps loudly and frequently, often adding the word 'bollocks' or 'bollocks ya bastard!' for added effect. I really don't like it, but when I ask him not to do it, he just laughs at me"

Any suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 12, 2009, 10:01:50 »
 Change the y in Lucy for an i...you know it makes sense.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 12, 2009, 10:05:47 »
Learn to burp louder.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 12, 2009, 10:52:01 »
Fart instead of burping. Embarrassed
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 12, 2009, 15:33:45 »
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