Happy Paddys Day

[Simon Pieman]

I drank an adequate amount of Guinness and didn't get any additional discounts or a silly hat. I think this makes me a lot more Irish than any of you lot.

[Talk Talk]

I drank an adequate amount of Guinness and didn't get any additional discounts or a silly hat. I think this makes me a lot more Irish than any of you lot.

Bollocks. My great grandfather on my dad's side was Irish. His wife was Spanish. And that's why I like lumps of fruit floating around in my Guinness.

[Simon Pieman]

How much Guinness have you had today? I reckon 1 pint of Guinness = 1 Irish point.

[axs]

5 points for me.

And an irish great-uncle.

I may turn a slight shade of green any moment.

[Talk Talk]

How much Guinness have you had today? I reckon 1 pint of Guinness = 1 Irish point.

Accountancy gone mad.

1 Irish strand of DNA = 5 x 10e6 Irish points.

[Simon Pieman]

I'm 50% Irish Libertarian I reckon

[Talk Talk]

I'm 50% Irish Libertarian I reckon

Which makes you half a Greenie. Probably.

[DMR]

I ac complished my7 mission and nw feel slightly sick. Cooooooooooooooool boarders!!

[nevillew]

How much Guinness have you had today? I reckon 1 pint of Guinness = 1 Irish point.

That's just pronunciation, not arithmetic.