After that and the Adver's "Swindon's Fittest Serial Killer" competition, I'm going to start telling people I live in Wiltshire
Of course, that really makes it sounds better...
"so what part of Wiltshire?"
"Erm.... Calne, no Pewsey, No Malmesbury, no Westbury, no Penhill, that's it... I come from a little known wiltshire village called Penhill... and very nice it is too..."
Mind you, I know what you mean, everyone in out department has managed to move out of Swindon having lived there most of our lives...
