Players who've done a bit of time, are reasonably common.
Even Colin Calderwood spent a night in the cells.
It ought to be possible to do an STFC jailbirds XI....off teh top of my head, you've got Jack Fountain, Jimmy Gauld and Bronco Layne, who were all jailed in teh match fixing scandal of teh early 60's.
Tony Finnegan, who played a bit for us in 91, and largely gets overlooked for worst STFC players, went down for coke dealing....must have been using at the time he played for us.
I'm sure Oggy Hunt did some stir for domestic violence..or similar.
Daddy of the lot was probably Graham French, who we paid money for, but eventually went to Shrewsbury, where he was done for waving a gun around.
He later came out and played a bit for Southport, under a new name Graham Lafitte

Got to be a few more...