Revenge

[magicroundabout]

Didn't realise I'd given a ticket to a total nutter tonight.
Tans you will have to sign a disclaimer before you come in, that if you are thrown out tonight for violence you just swapped seats for a better view and did not come in on my sons season ticket.

Tans and Nutter don't go together.
Tans and Pussycat more like

[tans]

just misunderstood

[Simon Pieman]

You could have shagged his sister and sent him the photos. But you had to go down the route of stealing the poor sods cat