my neighbour knocked on my door this afternoon and the conversation went as follows
- hi do you need a hand taking down your xmas tree?
- no its fine
- you do realise its bad luck to keep it up
- no is it?
- yes so do you want a hand?
- nah ive grown to like it
- i really dont mind helping you
- no i'll risk the bad luck
-arent you worried people will think your weird?
-no, but i bet you are.
neighbour walks off in a huff.
i going to keep it up all fucking year just to get his back up
