that loon and his mrs who pretended he was dead

[Arriba]

fucking fair play and unlucky the pair of them.
fucking ace gamble and great news aint it?

[yeo]

Its beyond me why he came back.

[Arriba]

and me. they were home and dry.
just adds to the story

[sonic youth]

GUILT!

or something.

[Arriba]

they both seem a bit,well,challenged mentally.
but to go so long and blag to their kids as well :?
its a great story aint it?

[sonic youth]

not followed it last couple of days but to convince your own children that their father is dead for the sake of a bit of money is fucking sick.

it's something straight out of a 1940's film noir though

[Matchworn Shirts]

If anybody watched 'have I got news for you' this week it was funny as hell-they ripped it out of these people

[pauld]

Its beyond me why he came back.

Telegraph reckoned his missus had just run off with another bloke - as all the money was in her name (what with him being "dead" and all) he realised he was knackered so came back to give himself up to drop her in it as well. Would explain her massive spin job this week.

[Ralphy]

Money is the root of all evil.

[ghanimah]

it's something straight out of a 1940's film noir though

or Neighbours, as in Harold Bishop, didn't he go missing at sea presumed dead, then returned 5 years later with 'amnesia'.

[Red81]

Women are the root of all evil.

Well said.

[ronnie21]

Its beyond me why he came back.

Needed a new passport, been done for trying to fiddle one!