Update please

[red_army]

you dont want to know

Fair enough.

I'm signing off lads

Have a good evening and lets hope we will be talking about the takeover actually having happened tomorrow

 

[BANGKOK RED]

Fucking hell, some random chick (No offence Red Army), turns up from out of the blue and all of a sudden the entire future / demise of STFC is no longer top of the agenda!!!

TUT TUT TUT

[blinkpip]

red_army,  Are you carly of thisis?

[red_army]

red_army,  Are you carly of thisis?

No, sorry.

[sonic youth]

its toni!!!!

I have to say that I think toni has left the building

does not even use her ST anymore

i wonder if she killed herself.

[sonic youth]

i also have it on good authority that should the takeover be completed, diamandis' corpse will be strung upside down from the roof of the town end.

[axs]

i also have it on good authority that should the takeover be completed, diamandis' corpse will be strung upside down from the roof of the town end.

uggh. that'd block my view. can't you do it from the Arkells?

[axs]

random place to post this but has the TEFs registered users just gone down by about a thousand? i'm sure it used to be over 2000 a few days ago, it's at 1200 now?

[sonic youth]

i found a very useful tool to mass delete accounts, so i purged all the spambots.

[axs]

so no more amusing porn site members with interests as 'gardening and boxing' then?

[wheretherealredsare]

ahem ... and lasses  

sorry Red Army

didnt realise

 

  Easily done....somehow red army conjures up an image of goosestepping troops in Red Square parading past the apparently, pickled in formaldehyde, party apparatchiks stood outside the Kremlin wearing Fred style hats.

  Followed by a vast array of penis substitute, rocketry, tanks and other military hardwear.  Not a handbag or a bit of lippy in sight.

CORRECTION, GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Corrn: My wife points out that she always wears lippy under her flash burn face mask and her tank has one of those hook things to hang her handbag on whilst she is driving.

Good news: Her friend's sister in Satellite Surveillance & Line Tapping just overheard a conference call stating that the Fitton Black Ray outfit is ready to fire and will remove the existing leadership. Complete takeover of the reds is scheduled for 13.00 tomorrow.

Bad news: Due to a misunderstanding of the above and the current state of political high tension, a pre-emptive strike has been ordered launching all available ICBM's towards the west.

You have four minutes. Enjoy.

[Reg Smeeton]

ahem ... and lasses  

sorry Red Army

didnt realise

 

  Easily done....somehow red army conjures up an image of goosestepping troops in Red Square parading past the apparently, pickled in formaldehyde, party apparatchiks stood outside the Kremlin wearing Fred style hats.

  Followed by a vast array of penis substitute, rocketry, tanks and other military hardwear.  Not a handbag or a bit of lippy in sight.

CORRECTION, GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Corrn: My wife points out that she always wears lippy under her flash burn face mask and her tank has one of those hook things to hang her handbag on whilst she is driving.

Good news: Her friend's sister in Satellite Surveillance & Line Tapping just overheard a conference call stating that the Fitton Black Ray outfit is ready to fire and will remove the existing leadership. Complete takeover of the reds is scheduled for 13.00 tomorrow.

Bad news: Due to a misunderstanding of the above and the current state of political high tension, a pre-emptive strike has been ordered launching all available ICBM's towards the west.

You have four minutes. Enjoy.

  Oohh birds in tanks......got to be some Russian  :porn:  where Svetlana gets up to no good with a T 34 gear stick.

  I'm off to wrap myself in aluminium foil and sit under the table.