I have been looking back at old topics to catch up on what I have missed(Yes I am a sad loner) and I found Dave M russell funny.
To solve this problem I have decided to take out a contract on his life all I need now is a willing volunteer with experience of using a mallet.
Due to the risks involved to the volunteer i am willing to pay all expenses(petrol costs, phone calls etc) and you may keep the mallet.
