Fucking pissed off

[pumbaa]

I did make some coffee. It was Starbucks Decaf = shit, but the cunt didn't want any. Rach and I are stuck with drinking it, so I might go and get some Bailey's to make it palatable.

All the miserable bastard cunting fuckwit found to moan about was the garden - what the fuck does he expect, we've been away from home for 4 weeks now, and frankly its pretty low on the priority list when you've got foliage growing in your lounge carpet - and that the windows need cleaning. Billy fucking do.

Fuck off back to Florida and do one, you arrogant, rude cuntish wanker

And breathe.....

[blinkpip]

Have you cut the grass yet?  :x

[pumbaa]

Have you cut the grass yet?  :x

Don't need to, its all burnt