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STFCBird
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 14:16:22 »

A little story for the boys and girls

Ralph the hen

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed
beside his  sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in  your sleep, Ralph."

Ralph was stunned.  "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got  too much to live for. Send me back!

St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a  chicken.

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. "So, you’re  the new hen, eh?
How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied
Ralph  the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster,
"don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
"Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen."

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack
on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up.

You're shitting in the bed!"
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:14:13 »

haha my mate emailed me that the other week
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lebowski

« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:24:49 »

tim vine:

so i said to the train driver "i wanna go to paris", the train driver says "eurostar?", i said "well i've been on tv a few times but i'm no dean martin"
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