Petrol Station bird

[Mark Hanrahan]

I hate to say it Bob - and the rest of you deviants, but that's my missus you are salivating over!! :evil:

She loves Curly Wurlys!!

[pauld]

If she's going to respond to your number on a five euro-note, couldn't you just get her number from one of those cards in the phone box?

[flammableBen]

Back when I was down in Exeter I used to often frequent the local small co-op. There was a bird there who sometimes I'd have a bit of a laugh with and then the next time I went she'd be really cold and boring. Later on in the year I discovered (when they were working together on the same shift) that the bird I thought was being cold was in fact identical twins. I never learnt how to tell them apart but bit the bullet one day and asked one of them out for a drink when she finished. She said no. I cling to the fact that I probably asked the wrong one. After that though they were both pretty quiet towards me.

[Reg Smeeton]

Back when I was down in Exeter I used to often frequent the local small co-op. There was a bird there who sometimes I'd have a bit of a laugh with and then the next time I went she'd be really cold and boring. Later on in the year I discovered (when they were working together on the same shift) that the bird I thought was being cold was in fact identical twins. I never learnt how to tell them apart but bit the bullet one day and asked one of them out for a drink when she finished. She said no. I cling to the fact that I probably asked the wrong one. After that though they were both pretty quiet towards me.

   Ahhh a sad story....are your thoughts turning to love FB....its the time of year.   There are a couple of twins on the checkouts in the Old Town Co-Op...maybe you should check them out for old times sake.

[reeves4england]

Good old Reg, a solution to every problem!

[flammableBen]

Having seen the staff at the old town co-op, I think I'll approach this with a bit of caution. I'll definitely look out for them though.

[Reg Smeeton]

Having seen the staff at the old town co-op, I think I'll approach this with a bit of caution. I'll definitely look out for them though.

  Look at what's on the inside FB.

[neville w]

Having seen the staff at the old town co-op, I think I'll approach this with a bit of caution. I'll definitely look out for them though.

  Look at what's on the inside FB.

I guess you'd get thrown out of the shop for trying that!

[Rich Pullen]

.....ahhh as Lord Tennyson famously wrote....

  In the Spring a fuller crimson comes upon the robin’s breast;
In the Spring the wanton lapwing gets himself another crest;

In the Spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish’d dove;
In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

Or in 21st Century terminology....

"I would"

[fatbury]

I wouldnt bother mate ... had her already!!  

(and yes i do know shes in Luxembourg!)

[Sussex]

I wouldnt bother mate ... had her already!!

I feel sick.

[yeo]

Mexs Sister used to work in Old Town Co Op.

£5 would buy you untold amounts of booze with change.

Hmmm I may be getting my memories confused here...