Discussion of the day!

[TheKingCY]

We had a right hard bastard as our German teacher when I was back at school.  Thought he was the absolute dogs bollocks.  Used to go round hitting the students with his wooden ruler and screaming in their ear from about 3" away.  We'll see how fucking hard you are you cunt!  So when he was writing on the blackboard bout 10 of us from the back of the class launched about 300 conkers into the back of his fuckin' head....

Didn't shout at anyone for about 3-4 weeks when he returned to school from hospital only to leave about a week later after a nervous breakdown!  That taught the cunt!!  Don't head conkers it hurts!!   :\/

 

I can remember hearing about what happened to a certain Mr Cook.

Bingo!!

[RobertT]

This may stem from the word being used, quite seriously until recently I wasn't aware just how offensive people saw the word Twat.  I use it quite liberally, often in a jokey positive way, because I was never chastised by anyone for using it but was with Fuck etc.

Myabe Mr Teacher thinks he's just used a word like idiot.

Personally, teachers should be given much more freedom to punish and equally should be made to focus on teaching alone (so employing some people to do the admin, and not the silly secretarial staff they currently have to use).

Get them in for training during the holidays though

[Mexicano Rojo]

Cut the tongues out of the loud ones, punch the obnoxious ones and shoot the fat ones.  

Mex wouldn't have stood a chance

thing is santini i could curb my loudness or my obnoxiousness and i can lose weight

you couldnt stop being an ugly old cunt.

[santini]

thing is santini i could curb my loudness or my obnoxiousness and i can lose weight
you couldnt stop being an ugly old cunt.

Any chance of having your humour by-pass reconnected at the same time?

[DribblingSissy]

Best thing for Teachers to do is do what my old Chemistry teacher used to do....
When the pupils are getting really chatty at beginning of lessons....dont do anything, just draw a picture of a hand sticking a middle finger up on the board or something funny or semi rude until someone spots it.....
After about 5 minutes when someone has spotted it everyone would start laughing which drew their attention to him and then he'd pick one or two helpless pupils to engage in a conversation with about what they had done the night before or something (semi joking with them about it all).....pointless as it sounds, everyone felt that he was being friendly so chatted with him for 10 minutes at beginning of lesson and then eventually he'd say ok we've had a bit of a chat now we had better do a little work and by that time we always felt it was only fair cause he had been good value for it letting us have a chin wag for a while!

He used to randomly (during class tests I might add!!) play the guitar - generally Eric Clapton!

He was strange but somehow had everyones respect......seemed to know that better to encourage kids to waste 10 minutes of a 40 minute class and get 30 mins solid out of them then to get all the kids putting in 50% for 40 minutes and not getting so much done!

Makes sense really!

[cavpete]

The Schools I went to had a high discipline rate. I had the cane, ruler over back of hand and the infamous chalk rubber hurled at you. I never back chatted a teacher I just got into a lot of fights in school. After getting the ruler acroos the backof my hand a few times, tears started flowing that was painfull. One swimming lesson the teacher at the time hated me and i hated him had a heart attack and died during lesson.I got 2 weeks off i was ok but took them. Best thing that ever happened to me at school

[BB12]

The sooner they bring back conscription the better.

For every decent kid/youth, there's another who's an ignorant, lazy, ungrateful, indisciplined miscreant.

[santini]

For every decent kid/youth, there's another who's an ignorant, lazy, ungrateful, indisciplined miscreant.

That's why schools should spend more time on this citizenship stuff - respect for others, respect for yourself, acceptance of diversity, self determination and skills for life - instead of a curriculum to meet SAT needs and stuff they''ll never use again.