A Blonde Joke To Cheer You All Up

[Ralphy]

RECTUM DEODORANT - POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER ! A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm
sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!" "But I always buy it
here," says the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?"
asks the pharmacist. "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks
at it and says to her,

"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container -
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "

[Johno]

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

[Doore]

its funny, but i'm still not cheered up.

[Ralphy]

Doore, i'll find some more jokes for you.