Birthdays suck. Is it really important that the calender date correlates to the one on which you were born however many years ago? Waste of time, and self-indulgent crap.
I am very sorry if I have been depressed lately and I want to celebrate my birthday to cheer myself up, you muppetted cunt
My sincerest apologies. I'm a bad man. Or woman? Who knows. Strange. Hangover today by any chance?