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« on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:52:21 »

Starter
Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)



Main course
Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2006

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:

Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"



Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
Mister Lorenzo
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:55:32 »

Q. What's red & white and goes beep, beep ,beep?




A. The Arsenal open top bus reversing back into the garage.....


I'll get me coat.....
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DMR

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:58:18 »

Quote from: "Mister Lorenzo"
Q. What's red & white and goes beep, beep ,beep?




A. The Arsenal open top bus reversing back into the garage.....


I'll get me coat.....


 
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land_of_bo

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 12:07:08 »

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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:05:23 »

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/l15tfc/arse.jpg
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:07:42 »

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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:39:10 »

£400 to Paris, Fuckin Hell!
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:55:42 »



I loved watching that game yesterday.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 18, 2006, 15:02:58 »

Good stuff.
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