Hoddle

[Foggy]

Holloway would be class, if only for his post match interviews.  

“To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled.

Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi.

She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.”

On a serious note he's done well at the lower league level and think he'd prove to be a success.

:thumbs:

[neiliodeh]

OST you wouldnt have been the legend that you are without him.

Of course him playing was a big part in us going up, but he made a lot of very normal players play some great football.

I think this is all a bit of fun, we couldnt afford him any way....i also like like Holloway, he will go to a bigger club and would also be out of our price range i think.

I would still have Glenn back......im sure if i put a link to the get glenn back to swindon site on a wolves forum it would shoot up in votes for him to return to the county ground.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

I realise it's all pretty hypothetical.  There is no way Hoddle would drop below Championship level, he would be like a fish out of water.

That is a fantastic quote from Holloway - He should be appointed on the basis of that alone!

[janaage]

the best bit about the quote is the final "and let's have coffee" line.  Genius.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Here are some more gems:

"It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake."
- Holloway states his opinion about the linesman's performance in a game against Bristol City.


"It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play."
- after being criticised for using defensive players in midfield.


"You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go."

I always say that scoring goals is like driving a car. When the striker is going for goal, he's pushing down that accelerator, so the rest of the team has to come down off that clutch. If the clutch and the accelerator are down at the same time, then you are going to have an accident."

"Every dog has its day, and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark!"
- Holloway after securing promotion to the Championship.


"When my wife first saw Marc for the first time, she said he was a fine specimen of a man. She says I have nothing to worry about, but I think she wants me to buy her a QPR shirt with his name on the back for Christmas."
- on QPR's new Danish striker Marc Nygaard.


"There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth."

 

"I am a football manager. I can't see into the future. Last year I thought I was going to Cornwall on my holidays but I ended up going to Lyme Regis."
- asked whether QPR would be able to beat Manchester City.

[Ben Wah Balls]

I see the yeses are winning 20-1! Nice one, I was one of them. Holloway would be great too of course.

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Legend.

[STFC Village]

Those Holloway quotes are genius! Get him in now!