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« on: Wednesday, March 22, 2006, 23:23:06 » |
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wahey! who's on? i went down the pub at 5 and am now very drunk. i've been on medium sweet cider and (draught!) budvar, lovely stuff.
i'm going to smoke some. are there hoes about at this time? i fancy a lay
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 01:14:58 » |
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i went to mikes. beat him twice at pes did my best parking ever
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walrus
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:28:44 » |
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Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:30:59 » |
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Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action.  |
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Spud
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:34:01 » |
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Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! |
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 17:46:02 » |
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He sounds like me... without the encounters with women...
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 22:36:18 » |
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He sounds like me... without the encounters with women... If you had the Man Bag with you i bet your chances would improve, chicks love the Man Bag. |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 23, 2006, 23:58:36 » |
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thank fuck OF went to mike's. the big wednesday that ends up on the internet at twenty past 11 doesn't really live up to the billing does it
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 24, 2006, 00:02:11 » |
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Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! I know I'm utter rubbish. It isn't helped that I shaved off all my pubes earlier, and put two slits in my eyebrow (Chav night on Monday) so I won't be getting laid tomorrow. :| |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 24, 2006, 00:34:11 » |
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Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! I know I'm utter rubbish. It isn't helped that I shaved off all my pubes earlier, and put two slits in my eyebrow (Chav night on Monday) so I won't be getting laid tomorrow. :| why?. |
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 24, 2006, 02:13:32 » |
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thank fuck OF went to mike's. the big wednesday that ends up on the internet at twenty past 11 doesn't really live up to the billing does it  |
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 24, 2006, 14:10:14 » |
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Parking whilst pissed?! :| Fair play...
I was hammered last night. I was rubbing arses with a gorrrgeous red-head who I've had my eye on for a while, but when it came to the crunch, I didn't have the balls so poor Pablo didn't get any action. So let me guess this right the other night you were in with some fit Czech bird and last night you were in with a gorrrgeous Red head, yet you didnt cop off with either. FFS WALRUS GET A GRIP! I know I'm utter rubbish. It isn't helped that I shaved off all my pubes earlier, and put two slits in my eyebrow (Chav night on Monday) so I won't be getting laid tomorrow. :| The slits because of chav night, the pubes because I was having fun with my mate's clippers!  why?. |
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 24, 2006, 16:28:18 » |
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Walrus, what is wrong with you?!
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