Hazel Irvine...

[Super_Taff]

Id do it from the front and from the back with ronnies cue

[Reg Smeeton]

Think the reason Hazel gets on is because she is asexual.....its the old TV test of would you invite this person into your living room....of course you would, but the missus would be happy safe in the knowledge you wouldn't be lusting after  Her Sweatieness.

[Gelbfüßler]

I'd ram her, also in a similar mould, I'd ram Anthea Turner. In fact, why not both at the same time?  

[Maidenhead Red]

While we're on the subject, why not Sue Barker aswell


Go on, you know you want to :thumbs:

[Ironside]

she is a dog and a racist

TV Presenter: your ancestors are Vikings
Hazel Irvine: Thank god they're not English

whover posted this up is a sad little fuck by the way.  Put your cock away, button up your trousers and go outside of your student bedsit, there's a whole world full of people out there and you might even find a real girl who will let you touch her "special places".

[flammableBen]

whover posted this up is a sad little fuck by the way.  Put your cock away, button up your trousers and go outside of your student bedsit, there's a whole world full of people out there and you might even find a real girl who will let you touch her "special places".

Always the Dream.  

[Bedford Red]

She's ok, I prefer Celina Hinchcliffe though (think that's how you spell it).

[flammableBen]

she is a dog and a racist

TV Presenter: your ancestors are Vikings
Hazel Irvine: Thank god they're not English

whover posted this up is a sad little fuck by the way.  Put your cock away, button up your trousers and go outside of your student bedsit, there's a whole world full of people out there and you might even find a real girl who will let you touch her "special places".

Out of all the crap I've posted, I never thought that someone would get so offended by the lovely hazel.

[Devon Red]

It must be a student thing but I would. Drinking really does affect the senses but...................