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Leggett

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« on: Thursday, January 5, 2006, 15:58:00 »

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-TOYOTA-COROLLA-GL-WHITE_W0QQitemZ4600692892QQcategoryZ18290QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, January 5, 2006, 16:13:36 »

Cheesy

"A friend later asked whether I had discovered my “crash word” – those words you utter when you realise that you are about to be involved in some sudden vehicular unpleasantness and can do nothing about it. I had previously, in idle non-car/tree matchmaking moments, assumed it would be something gentlemanly like “Gosh, this might smart a bit”, or even a bit steely, “Brace yourself, chap”.

 

Instead it turned out to be a rather more mundane and resigned “Oh b@llocks”.

"Doubtless these behoodied samaritans were helpfully seeking to see if anyone was still trapped inside and in need of aid, when they smashed the side windows. Satisfied that no-one was in immediate peril, and judging by the McDonald’s debris, they were apparently overcome by hunger brought on by their efforts and decided to have lunch in the car. I am glad to have been of service and hope they enjoy the fitness and health, not to mention social worth,  that fast food and the exertions of vandalism afford them."
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mattboyslim

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, January 5, 2006, 16:29:51 »

Nice Soapy Tit Wank
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