best chant i've heard for a while

[oxford_fan]

to kevin pressman, in goal for mansfield and carrying a few extra pounds...

who ate all the pies?
who ate all the pies?
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies..........

and the sausage rolls
and the sausage rolls
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, and the sausage rolls.......

and the quiche lorraine
and the quiche lorraine
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, and the quiche lorraine......

first and only time i think quiche lorraine will be mentioned in a football song! many other verses could be added but that one almost had me in tears

[Danjackson10]

[Bennett]

i think a song about a tank in goal would be quite applicable for that gentleman

[Danjackson10]

you want some good chants, go here:

http://www.footballchants.org/

[Johno]

nice.

[Bob's Orange]

When Hearts went 2-0 up against Celtic, we were all singing 'Happy new year, Happy new year, whoah whoah!'. Which was quality at the time. Then the fuckers sang it back when they got their last minute winner!  :evil:

[reeves4england]

you are my mooney
my tommy mooney
you make me happy when you score a goal
you are more dearer
than alan shearer
so don't take my mooney away

What a shit song. (from footballchants.org)

paul danson in disguise are you are you are you paul danson in disguise

HA! Looks like we're not the only ones to have felt the wrath of Danson (again an Oxford chant!)

[reeves4england]

And a ManUre one for Ji-Sung:

Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But you could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house