Oh Betty!

I am drunk!

Andy says:
One word
Andy says:
MUNTED
Andy says:
the great Willie Thorne
Simon says says:
willy is lovely
Andy says:
i'll quote that
Simon says says:
i cant believe i met DJ today
Andy says:
Simon says "Willy is lovely
Simon says says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
quote it and love it
Simon says says:
i am munted
Andy says:
Lick my Arse Orifice
Andy says:
fair play boyo
Simon says says:
imoa
Andy says:
iron?
Andy says:
itch?
Simon says says:
yeah a steam iron
Andy says:
steam iron your arse off>?
Simon says says:
tbf i dont have a clue wtf i'm saying
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Andy says:
truly munted and cunted
Simon says says:
i cant believe i met DJ tonight
Andy says:
that is mental
Simon says says:
we didnt even know who we were for ages
Andy says:
are you sure you didn't imagine it?
Simon says says:
im certain
Simon says says:
100%
Simon says says:
i was fucked bit not 100% fucked at the time
Simon says says:
he's my coursemate's housemate's boyfriend (if that makes sense)
Andy says:
insanity
Andy says:
virtually
Andy says:
check out my new sig on townend btw
Simon says says:
the future's made of
Simon says says:
loving it
Simon says says:
i like the fadge not the willy in terms of sexuality though
Andy says:
soapy tit wank-fadge
Andy says:
vage surely?
Andy says:
as in regina vagina
Simon says says:
as in fadge-tastic
Simon says says:
i dont know what im doing
Andy says:
nor do i
Andy says:
know what you're doing
Simon says says:
i think i might roll soon for practice
Andy says:
a spliffter?
Simon says says:
cos im pretty rubbish at the mo
Simon says says:
yeah
Andy says:
nice, i haven't smoked weedage for weeks
Simon says says:
i have 15 squid on a quarter
Andy says:

Simon says says:
tbf i have smoked a fair bit today
Simon says says:
so i should keep some back but i dont care
Andy says:
do it
Andy says:
do it
Simon says says:
im sorry im being a drunken spaz
Andy says:
i find it very funny
Simon says says:
it's like DMR but with weed and booze
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
i love it also
Simon says says:
whits is the funniest when drunk
Andy says:
whits is fucking funny
Simon says says:
im pretty pruod i can still see and type
Simon says says:
*proud
Andy says:
he leaves drunken messages on me fone all the time
Simon says says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
that's special
Andy says:
i feel special when he does it
Simon says says:
he used to nag me on msn when drunk
Andy says:
about what?
Simon says says:
about drinking
Simon says says:
and funnels
Simon says says:
and stuff
Simon says says:
jesus i dont even know what im on about
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Andy says:
that'll be the drink
Simon says says:
i remember when i couldnt type post 12am
Simon says says:
but im good now
Andy says:
you're doing very well Si, i can understand it all
Simon says says:
yeah baby. 2moro will kill me. my housemates are buying me dirty pints in aid of my 21st
Andy says:
when is the big day?
Simon says says:
weds
Andy says:
how dirty are we talking?
Simon says says:
fuck knows
Andy says:
pints wise
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Andy says:
it'll be dirtier than i Birdy post i'll bet
Simon says says:
apparently guiness, john smiths, stella, baileys etc
Simon says says:
all in one pint
Andy says:
yummy
Simon says says:
times how many they wanna buy
Simon says says:
bird is dirt
Simon says says:
quote that cos it rhymes
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Andy says:
does it?
Simon says says:
i think it does
Andy says:
bird and dirt?
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
dirt alert with the old bog bird
Simon says says:
*big
Simon says says:
not bog
Simon says says:
jesus im wrecked
Andy says:
she'll love that, i'm sure
Simon says says:
soapy tit wank if this was u i would be pissing my panties
Andy says:
hangs around mens toilets alot so i here
Simon says says:
i probably pulled her on tues
Andy says:
i'm getting cunted tomorrow, so you can rip it out of me then
Andy says:
sorry, today
Andy says:
tonight
Simon says says:
but i will be more munted so it wont matter
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Andy says:
what a life
Simon says says:
i love it
Andy says:
i need to go vback to uni i think
Simon says says:
thats my new sig: 'i love it'
Andy says:
yeah
Andy says:
WILLY
Simon says says:
i love the willy
Simon says says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
JOKE
Andy says:
course it is
Andy says:
you are the uber camp king
Andy says:
you're so camp that you too cool for cock
Simon says says:
ahahaha lookj at my post
Andy says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
too cool for cock
Simon says says:
awesome
Simon says says:
whoresome
Andy says:
you are whoresome
Andy says:
i am holesome
Simon says says:
wholesome
Simon says says:
u mean
Andy says:
do i?
Simon says says:
how can i make sensw when this wrecked?
Andy says:
giggle
Simon says says:
*sense
Andy says:
you do realise that once this conversation is over, i shall post it all
Andy says:

Simon says says:
i love it
Andy says:
WILLY
Simon says says:
gopher it
Simon says says:
soapy tit wank
Simon says says:
willy
Simon says says:
soapy tit wank

Simon says says:
post it
Simon says says:
i will love it