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« Reply #45 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 09:34:32 » |
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What's so good about shagging twenty one year olds?
There's 20 of them :?
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 09:36:44 » |
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
Can you change 2 5's for a 10?
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DMR
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 09:44:22 » |
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whats the best thing about shagging an 8 year old boy?
you can flip him over and pretend he's an 8 year old girl :?
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 09:47:42 » |
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What's the best thing about shagging little girls?
You can flip them over and pretend they're little boys. :|
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 09:48:38 » |
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Bugger, was just typing mine, and the phone rang, completed it to find DMR has posted near as damn it the same joke. :evil:
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 09:49:38 » |
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easy, easy, easy
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 10:31:16 » |
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What have Michael Jackson and Santa Claus got in common?
They both leave childrens rooms with empty sacks
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walrus
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 11:15:33 » |
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What's the difference between a Jew and a Potato?
Potatoes don't scream when you put them in the oven!!
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 11:56:26 » |
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A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, September 23, 2005, 16:09:09 » |
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How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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