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kerry red

« on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 18:10:06 »

Apparently, in the US, you can sell a testicle for $21000 (£15000).

Now, some of us with huge kahoonas, could get away with just the one and we could pool the funds and takeover the club.

Then not only this forum but also our club could be 80% bollocks
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 18:17:14 »

What do they stick in the hole a Satsuma?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 18:26:01 »

Jaffa I suppose!!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 18:40:09 »

As I'm now in a relationship I couldd sell both. Doubt I'd miss them..
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 18:44:48 »

I would happily sell both mine, they arent connected anyway.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 19:14:43 »

My ex wife took mine for free!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 20:11:42 »

I'd have to ask my missus, she's got mine somewhere. I'm allowed to play with them occasionally on my birthday and special holidays, but not for long and not in a bad way.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 15:14:50 »

My ex wife took mine for free!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 16:32:04 »

Cheesy

Are you his ex-wife?!
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 16:55:27 »

Nah, that'll be Jutty  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 17:02:08 »

They might as well have one of mine, as I have had a vasectomy anyway.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 17:25:50 »

What do they stick in the hole a Satsuma?

A pickled onion...only problem is that every time you make a cheeze sandwich....Wahaaaaaay!
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 20:43:55 »

Are you his ex-wife?!
What makes you think that based on a smiley?
BTW, no is the answer
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