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« Reply #30 on: Monday, October 29, 2012, 20:09:59 » |
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This is my friends theory why he's not been on strictly for a few weeks! He mainly based this on the fact he has a young wife!  He's been on Strictly every week. Erm, my Mrs told me.. |
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 13:18:12 » |
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Tony Blackburn was invited to a pool party, when he turned up he had Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter with him.
The party host says to Tony "Oi Tony you deaf bastard I said bring a pair of speedos"
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And one day Europe too
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 17:39:07 » |
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This is my friends theory why he's not been on strictly for a few weeks! He mainly based this on the fact he has a young wife! They've just had a double celebration their silver wedding anniversary and her 30th birthday |
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 18:18:27 » |
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Despite the fact that both examples are illegal and constitute statutory rape..? |
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 18:27:48 » |
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Despite the fact that both examples are illegal and constitute statutory rape..?
I never said I approved of what John Peel did (for the record I don't) and I don't suppose he was particularly proud of himself. However, there is a big difference between what he did (and what countless other celebrities have done) and what Jimmy Savile did. |
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 16:25:52 » |
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Eric Clapton has just been saying how
Savile's career really took off in 1967
when, backstage at Top of the Pops, he
introduced Cream to the Small Faces.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 17:51:48 » |
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.....in poetic form,nice!
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 19:20:03 » |
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Freddie star now arrested.
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 19:26:01 » |
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Just for eating a hamster?
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 20:37:56 » |
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Just for eating a hamster?
no beaver |
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, November 2, 2012, 11:41:05 » |
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There was an article in the Adver yesterday about Freddie Starr coming to the Wyvern Theatre soon.
The headline on the article underneath was either a stroke of genius from the editor or a brilliant faux pas, either way it made I larf.
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, November 2, 2012, 11:42:40 » |
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Thats fucking funny!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
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And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, November 2, 2012, 12:46:46 » |
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Maybe the top one should have been Privates on Parade?
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, November 2, 2012, 13:58:55 » |
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That's brilliant...
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, November 2, 2012, 15:17:35 » |
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I hate all these Jimmy Saville jokes - I like him - when I was 10 he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.
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