I hope we don't sign Nicky Forster, I can't say his name to save my life. My mouth knows it's 'Forster' but my brain says, 'Fuck off, its Foster! Do what I say!' and it comes out as Foster.
If we sign him I'll have to have speach therapy our something.
I'm goling to boycott the club if he signs for us. His surname starts in F so he's a fascist. Even if you take OSTs take on his surname it still starts with an F. If I look at his usual Town End name then I won't boycott the club as he'd be a Communist and they're alright aren't they?