Jack Midson signing

[pauld]

The other day I had a really vivid dream that I'd inherited the secrets of the catholic church some how and the pope was trying to kill me. Fuck knows where that came from. There was a cool bit where I thought I'd escaped from wherever I was on the bus. But then some creepy bishop dude was started playing a huge church organ at the side of the road, obviously signalling that I was about to escape, I had to jump off a moving bus before it got blown up.

Then I was underwater but I could breathe but had to swim through a maze dodging a aqua-minotaur sea monster.

I have mental dreams.

Isn't that basically just the plot of Dan Brown's next book?

[otanswell]

Mid son is shit anyway, didn't they bomb him out to Southend on loan due to crapness???

3 year deal...pah

[A Gent Orange]

Isn't that basically just the plot of Dan Brown's next book?

It will be now. Purely by coincedence, naturally.

[oxford_fan]

Mid son is shit anyway, didn't they bomb him out to Southend on loan due to crapness???

3 year deal...pah

He played a blinder at Wembley and scored a hat-trick earlier this season at Torquay, but that's pretty much all he's done here in 2 seasons. He did go on loan to Southend and scored one, or maybe a couple, their fans sussed him pretty quick.

Lots of our fans bum him because he is one of those peripheral players who thick supporters never see enough of to realise that he's very average. And the same fans all call him 'Jack' instead of 'Midson', which I find really fucking annoying.

[tans]

Isnt he on loan at barnet at the mo OF?

[oxford_fan]

I'd forgotten he still played for us to be honest, but yeah I think he's there with our minature cockney racist Sam Deering, trying their best to get Barnet relegated

[Samdy Gray]

I'm your fucking worst nightmare you c*nt.

I tea-bagged your drum set.