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flammableBen

« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 00:54:51 »

one of (bofus)STFC Dave's :  myspace songs.

Paullll Harrt.....
He has eyes like fire,
and a mind like a manager
he'll use his fists,
throw them like a crazy spider
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 06:13:43 »

Oooooh Paul Hart,
he thumped a fan from Oxford so he's alright now.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 08:12:09 »

(teddy bears picnic)

If you go down to witney today you better go in disguise
if you go shouting the odds today youre in for a big surprise
cos theres a man who'll tear you apart
dont fuck with him his name is paul hart
if youre dressed in yellow he will kick your head in
Ha ha I fucking love this one. You should get one of your bands to record it and release it as a single, in a Toy Dolls "Nelly the Elephant" style punked up version
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 11:49:21 »

I would like to hear an old Town End classic with a twist "an oxford fan on a piece of string and paul hart kicked his fucking head in"
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 16:29:17 »

There's a scummer in the town, in the town
Gaffer Paul Hart hit him down, hit him down
Same old Oxford up to there old tricks
But never mess with Swindon Town, Swindon Town
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 16:32:55 »

Coldplay: Yellow

Look at Paul Hart
Look how he went for you
And what a punch he threw
Cos you was all Yellow
This is my favourite.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 16:58:59 »

I'm flattered that the Poxford ol' boy recognised our players. I wouldn't recoginse one of theirs if I was on my back with my legs in the air and he was bummin me.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:06:25 »

... and he was bummin me.

Perhaps if he had used a banana in a deprived sex act you'd be more sure.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:07:44 »

Perhaps if he had used a banana in a deprived sex act you'd be more sure.

Are you deprived of sex?
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:08:36 »

I'm flattered that the Poxford ol' boy recognised our players. I wouldn't recoginse one of theirs if I was on my back with my legs in the air and he was bummin me.
I think the STFC tracksuits might have given it away...
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:08:45 »

deprived depraved. Both.
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:09:09 »

I'm flattered that the Poxford ol' boy recognised our players. I wouldn't recoginse one of theirs if I was on my back with my legs in the air and he was bummin me.

Well Hart was singing...we are the famous...................the famous Swindon,clap,clap clap!

Bound to encourage local onlookers.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 17:12:04 »

The prat said in the paper that Witney was 'Oxford territory'. It certainly wasn't when I lived there and I'm sure its not now.
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