I work in a job that like most jobs is pretty tedious. On the plus side I do have access to the internet, which allows me to pass the time looking at stuff of varying levels of interest.
Can you direct me to any sites that might help me pass the time?
No pornography please as masturbating in the workplace is frowned upon by some of my colleagues, and I don't want to end up on one of those diversity awareness courses.
I'll swap these two sites as a trade for your excellent knowledge of web-based hilarity
You may know them already, I've no idea, but stop whining and give me something funny to look at...
http://www.crapgraffiti.com/This is up there with my all time favourite things.
Excellent swearing such as 'Cuntsmasher' and invaluable advice such as Lemonade in beer? Fuck off nobhead
A great site, although Andy Deaner may disagree as the site contains the allegation that he wanks off dogs.
My other top tip would be
http://newsthump.com/I'm not going to lie to you, I do contribute the odd story to NewsThump, and all of those stories are of course hilarious, clever and fashionably good looking, but I was a fan of the site before I started contributing and I'm sure you'll agree that if the site was a pizza it would probably be a Meatball mayhem or a Texas Barbecue. It sure as fuck wouldn't have any pineapple on it like some of those shitey website/pizza comparisons that are given by idiots.
Anyway provide me with some links please.
I might even offer an honest review of your offerings.
