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Dazzza

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« on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 17:54:40 »

To the TownEnd Mail box...

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Sir and Madam,
We know that you are loking for 2 girls BUT please read our e-mail.
We are young people from Poland-EU country ( a couple, 24 years) who are looking for jobs in UK and Ireland (all Europe) . We both can work as general assistants to undartake all the followingin: houskeeping, waiting on, kitchen duties in hause,hotel, bar , we can work in garden,looking for children, cook,  etc... We are able to do a physically demanding job. We ensure You all standards of cleanliness, hygiene and image.We love being with people and we are not afraid of long hours. We are non-smokers,non-conflicted, trustworthy people. We have driving-licence, good personality and English skills. We are open-hearted, friendly and honesty. We love work with animals.
We have expierience. Krzysztof worked as a gate- keeper, his job job included: gardening ( mowes down grass, cuts out dead wood,etc) fatigue duties, minor repairs               ( repaired tap, etc), tinkers, ocassionaly running errands. He also took care of  2 dogs  and house when owners were absent. Krzysztof is willing to learn new things, he helped people with painting house and fence.He cooks very well.
Paulina worked as a house-maid. She looked after  8 years girl. She always focused exactly on her duties: cooked meals for child, played with girl, red storybooks, carried child to school, etc. She is energetic, well-preapered and punctual young  woman .  Paulina’s job included also cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, laundry, ironing and some food shoping. She very good takes care of animals. She is willing to do all kinds of work.
 If our qualifications meet your requirements, we would be pleased to receive futher details about job and salary you are offering. We will send our photos.
If you don’t contact us, you won’t know what a great oporunity you will missed.
Kind regards.
Paulina Durska and Krzysztof Ostrowski


CV's attached!

Anyone offer them a job, and is anyone here "looking for two girls"?
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DMR

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 17:58:27 »

Bloody hell Daz, get some photo's quick!

I'm sure you can make room for a couple more moderators  Cool
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 18:08:06 »

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looking for children


just in case you misplace them!

superb Cool
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 18:10:49 »

Yeah, I was looking for two girls but they were supposed to be 17 and 'open-minded', and they certainly weren't required for housekeeping.  Wink Although Easter European nationality was a preference!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 18:19:37 »

COPY OF LETTER

22may 2004

dear paulina,

following extensive browsing of the website www.polishteenagersanalfrenzy.com, i would like to offer you the position of townend.com cumhole. this window of opportunity is also available to one of your website friends, preferably agatha, if the two you reply to this email i will forward details of wages health issues and accomodation. we are currently planning to put you up in the house of our admin sonic youth as we realise you will need a break from the anal intercourse.

please dont hesitate to ask any questions and i look forward to whitewashing your intestines.

regards

mexico red
pp www.thetownend.com
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 18:21:48 »

Mex you are a fucking legend, BR is right.  
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 18:33:45 »

damn http://www.polishteenagersanalfrenzy.com isn't a real site  :x
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 19:27:01 »

 

mexico read does it again!

class Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 23:04:43 »

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 his job job included: gardening ( mowes down grass, cuts out dead wood,etc)


Mowes down grass with what, a Ford Escort?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 16, 2005, 23:40:30 »

We all mock but I'd like to see the average British Handyman / Housekeeper write a reasonably literate letter in Polish!

http://www.viking-direct.co.uk/pictures/GB/VKG/SK/MD/MS03_sk_md.jpg
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