Car maintenance by stuwall

[Barry Scott]

 

My car was idling like crap the other day so I figured since I just got it, it may have been awhile since anyone changed the oil out. I decided to go ahead and change the oil. I used Mobile 1 synthentic oil like I was reccomended on here. Anyways, I drain out the oil and noticed it was extremely dark and even after 10 minutes of draining, it was still coming out. I decided to go ahead and flush it to make sure all the bad stuff got out. I hooked up the hose, ran water through the engine, started it up and was waiting for the water to come out clean (The engine never went above idle so I was told this would be ok). Anyways, About 3 minutes into this, then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned out so I plugged it up, added the oil and figured I was ready to go. WRONG! The car won't freaking start now. This car has been nothing but trouble for me, I think I am done with it.

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html

Edited for Si Pie.

[Simon Pieman]

He's got to be a wind up. That's ruined it for me, I thought he was genuinely retarded.

[Simon Pieman]

Oh, I see what you've done there. I think I'm the retard.

[Barry Scott]

It's not actually stuwall, just someone from the same batch of humans working his magic on cars.

Edit: You worked it out!

[4D]

 

Mod mayhem?

[Crispy]

Sounds like he's had a fucking 'mare.

[jayohaitchenn]

Sounds like he's had a fucking 'mare.

I hope you don't own a car.

[Batch]

That has to be the car forums equivelant to MHWG doesn't it?

I mean nobody is that stupid.

[Barry Scott]

Yeah, it's almost so stupid it's just not plausible.

[BANGKOK RED]

About the only thing that I know about cars is how to drive them and where the petrol goes. I do have enough noodles to take one to the garage should it need it though.