HA, look what I just found:
FATHER TED
OBSCENITY REPORT - SERIES 1
Episode #1 - Good Luck Father Ted
1st Segment
01:07:34 gobshite
01:07:56 feck
01:08:22 feck off
01:08:28 feck off
01:08:30 feck off
2nd Segment
01:18:41 feckin
01:24:24 gobshite
Episode #2 - Entertaining Father Stone
1st Segment
01:04:06 feckin'
01:06:08 shitting?
01:08:57 feck off
2nd Segment
01:18:25 bastard
01:19:25 bitch
01:22:01 bastard
Episode #3 - The Passion of St. Tibulus
1st Segment
01:01:54 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication
01:02:20 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication
01:06:00-14 Cuban Fertility Statue with giant phallus
01:09:29 feck off
01:12:49 gobshite
2nd Segment
01:16:57 feck off
01:17:59 you prick
01:18:04 stick this up your ass
01:23:06 knocking the shit out of each other
01:34:46 feck off
Episode #4 - Competition Time
1st Segment
01:01:51 feck off
01:13:19 bastards
01:14:25 you bastards
2nd Segment
01:24:07 bastards
Episode #5 - And God Created Woman
1st Segment
01:06:24-43 arse, feck….feck,arse – repeated string
01:07:48 me arse
01:08:40 feck this and feck that
01:08:47-49 you big hairy arse, you big fecker
01:08:58 worse then feck
01:09:04 f your f’ing wife
01:09:10 stick this f’ing pitchfork up your hole
01:09:15 bastard this and bastard that
01:09:16 - 19 you can’t move for the bastards in her novels – it’s wall to wallbastards
01:09:21 you bastard, you fecker, you fecker, you bollocks
01:09:26 get your bollocks out of my face
2nd Segment
01:25:48 feck, feckin marvelous
Episode #6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest
1st Segment
01:00:12 – 23 feck, arse…repeated string
01:09:27 you bastard (shaking fist to God)
01:09:34 feckin judge
01:10:34 feck off
01:10:27 arse, feck, drink
2nd Segment
01:23:54 shut the feck up
01:25:37 feck off
FATHER TED
OBSCENITY REPORT - SERIES 2
Episode #1 - Hell
1st Segment
01:01:23 bollocks
01:01:33 bollocks
01:01:44 gobshite
01:05:55 feck off
01:08:58- *naked backside of a man
2nd Segment
01:20:47 feckin' idiot
01:22:08- *naked backside of a man
Episode #2
1st Segment
01:02:34 feck
01:02:42 feck
01:03:42-01:03:44 Jack gives the finger
2nd Segment
01:21:37 feck off
01:22:28 bollocks
Episode #3 - Tentacles of Doom
1st Segment
1:03:09 as fast and hard as possible (Father Ted gesturing with his hand in a perverse manner)
1:07:50 feck
1:09:05 feck
2nd Segment
1:22:44 up your ass
Episode #4 - Old Grey Whistle Theft
1st Segment
01:06:02 what the fuck are you doing here? This is my fucking spot. Get the fuck off.
01:06:12 no fuckin way
01:06:17 fuck off. We come here every fuckin Sunday.
01:06:23 you fuckin bastard
01:06:32 fuck off
01:06:37 I’m fuckin mad
01:06:50 …bastard priest is in your spot
01:07:45 fuck off you pedophile
2nd Segment
01:11:35 you bastard
01:13:01 you feckin idiot
01:14:33 shite
01:14:38 feck off
Episode #5 - A Song for Europe
1st Segment
1:06:22 - just play the f--- note, Not the f--- first one, (partially bleeped)
1:06:49 just play the f--- note you were just f--- playing there (partially bleeped)
2nd Segment
1:15:58 Fr. Dick scratching his head with his middle finger
Episode #6 - The Plague
1st Segment
01:02:48 feck
01:03:15 oh, feck
01:04:31 *backside of nude woman entering a bathtub with a bishop bathing in it
01:09:22 hairy Japanese bastards
01:09:34 feck
01:09:37 feck
01:12:50-52 feck, feck it anyway
01:15:35 feck that
01:15:39 feck off
2nd Segment
01:21:18 you little bollocks
Episode #7 - Rock-A-Hula Ted
1st Segment
01:06:56 magazine cover with the copy “clit power”
01:06:59 magazine cover with the copy “clit power”
01:07:03 clit power
01:10:11 feck off
01:13:15 feck off
2nd Segment
01:19:37 bollocks
Episode #8 - Cigarettes & Alcohol
1st Segment
01:05:57 feckin’
01:11:55 feckin’
01:12:28 gobshite
2nd Segment
01:14:50 can you imagine, father, your husband standing over you with his lead in his hand….
Episode #9 - New Jack City
1st Segment
01:05:57 you flipping, flipping, flipper
01:04:20 bastards
01:10:52 kicked you up the arse
2nd Segment
01:16:03 dirty fecker
01:17:48 pair of wankers
01:20:12 arse, feck
01:20:37 feck off
01:20:54 – 21:10 arse, feck, drink….feck, arse…. (repeated string)
Episode #10 - Flight into Terror
1st Segment
2nd Segment
01:22:25 feckin’
01:23:13 - :25 feck, arse, feck, feck…. (repeated string)
Christmas special - A Christmassy Ted
1st Segment
01:03:06 feckin'
01:11:45 feck
01:13:16 for feck's sake
2nd Segment
01:03:30 feckin' idiot
01:05:24 wankers
01:06:35 fecked
01:06:44 twats
01:09:39 feck off
3rd Segment
01:02:33 feck off
01:02:47 Jack flips off Ted
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