I've developed a weird twitch under my left eye.

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

The illness you have is called "I'm a cunt"

[herthab]

The illness you have is called "I'm a cunt"

You are what you eat.

[Spy]

I've had a weird feeling behind my left eye before. But it was related to not sleeping I think and after sleep it was fine.

[Doore]

I'm reckon I'd be fine with being a gay. Sometimes I'm a bit disappointed that I'm not.

I wish it was alcoholism. I'm a big light-weight these days.

Lightweight?  I don't believe you.  Does this mean you can only knock back three two litres bottles of White Ace these days?

[flammableBen]

more like one three litre.

[Simon Pieman]

I've always been a lightweight but I fear I may have lost my ability to continue drinking in such circumstances, as I'm so out of practice now. Take the Peterborough away day, 10 pints over the course of the day absolutely annihilated me.

As for eye twitching, I had this but under my right eye. It was more likely a reaction to not viewing any porn for a week.