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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 23:03:17 »
Quote from: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, April  1, 2009, 20:14:03
If Jan Aage Fjortoft came in to assist our survival we'd all be over the moon.

I'd be delighted...JAF is god.  None of this messiah nonsense...but god.
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, May 21, 2009, 10:49:56 »
Sorry to dig up an old thread but I heard this and had to pop it in the right place!

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One day, a woman goes to the doctors complaining about her vagina talking all the time. She approaches the doctor and explains the situation.

'Alright love, open up and we'll have a look,' said the Doctor. The woman opened up and all of a sudden, her vagina started talking: 'Shearer will get us out of trouble,' it said.

The woman looked troubled. 'It's not fatal is it Doctor?' The Doctor replied: 'No, I wouldn't worry about it. A lot of cunts are saying that nowadays.'
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