My cheeky Centipede.

[leefer]

I invested a sum of money for a slave centipede..i got him home from the pub and he cooked me beans on toast..followed by a hot milk...he put the hoover round and put the rubbish out..i was well pleased.next morning he cooked me a full English and ironed my clothes...i was chuffed,value for money...i shouted down from my bed for him to get me a paper from the newsagents...i dozed off for an hour and he wasnt back..so i shouted down to him,hey centy wares my paper..he replied give me a chance will ya ime still putting my shoes on.

[donkey]

Bring him on a half time in the animal cup final.  Can't be arsed with the whole joke.

[flammableBen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Centipede_arcade.png

[Jamiesfuturewife]

AHHH that game rocked!