Swindon Animal Sanctuary

[leefer]

I got a cat that was blind in both eyes,had only three legs,one of his ears was mangled and didnt have a proper tail....i named him lucky.

[THE FLASH]

My nan used to have a tortoise called Woodbine, the reason being that it would make a good ashtray when it died.

She also had a cat that one of my uncles named, he named it Protex and my nan never did quite catch on.

Dig she tie a string to Woodbines neck and take him for a drag!!??