Loud, Athletic Sex...

[suttonred]

 

Knock on the door then run away..then laugh like a little school kid.

That's what i would have done, probably several times!

[flammableBen]

All done!

Strangely enough once he finished the deed he started laughing in an over the top pantomine baddie way and she murmured something like 'i came twice'...... I've no idea what that means though.... help anyone?

Fuck knows. Last bird I was seeing kept going on about something called "forep-lay". I think those filthy ladies magazines were giving her ideas, so I hid them all and banned her from buying them. Silly wurzel bitch.

[DMR]

The walls must be thin if you heard her murmering.

Well, it is the "Premier" Inn.

That bastard Lenny Henry's probably had all the insulation, the thieving cunt.

[suttonred]

Well, it is the "Premier" Inn.

That bastard Lenny Henry's probably had all the insulation, the thieving cunt.

  Praise where due, that was funny

[Arch Stanton]

Well, it is the "Premier" Inn.

That bastard Lenny Henry's probably had all the insulation, the thieving cunt.

"I've found something small time" - yeah the amount of chips in my 'Haddock and Chips' that I had in the hotel bar tonight...

Whinning brummie bastard.

[DMR]

magicroundabout?

[Arch Stanton]

The walls must be thin if you heard her murmering. I bet your up against the wall with a glass to your ear.

Yep, my fucking ears sore now.