Inner Peace

[Nick Bamosomi]

Shamelessly pinched from another forum, but it made me smile.............

Inner Peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

[Dazzza]

I've ben looking for my inner piece for some time only I never got past my wrist.

I'll grease up and go elbow deep tonight and maybe pull brekfast out in the process.