I've never hurled abuse, David. I'd also like to make it clear that I'm not a Northerener. I was born in Swindon and I grew up in the Medway Towns. When I was younger I used to say things like 'Wotcha' and 'What are you poggin at'. I don't think I can make my position any clearer than that.
So does that make you a Man of Kent or a Kentish Man? I think I spelt that right, in a non-abuse hurling way.
As an ex Gravesender we could have been neighbours ... maybe.