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Rich Pullen

« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 16:57:13 »

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Kick-off is 7.30pm at The County Ground with ticket prices £3 Adults and £1 Concessions.
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trogladite

« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:00:59 »

Right on anyone see an egg stained TOP OF THE RANGE SKODA  Doh  Embarrassed Give me a wide berth,  I seemed to have lost my sense of humour.
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:03:41 »

Im heading down the county ground with some free range.
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:15:17 »

I'll bring the frying pan. :eatkf:
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 20:43:04 »

Do a good turn and make some juveniles laugh is 2 different things.

Do a good turn,

Take an elderly gentleman to his docs appointment at GWH

Call out after someone when they've dropped a five pound note

Stop and help someone change a wheel on their car.

Not life saving actions but little things that make other peoples lives a little easier. None of the above cost me a penny but I felt better for doing them.

Or I could get afew friends together and throw a brick through your window, only it wouldn't make my friends laugh and there lies the rub.

Okay, I think I've got this one.

Do a good turn and make some juveniles laugh is 2 different things.

Do a good turn,


Turn. What can you turn? It could be a record, but the Hifi cabinet has already gone so we know it's not that. You could turn over a new leaf. Leaves grow on trees, trees can be found in gardens. Maybe it's garden furniture?

Take an elderly gentleman to his docs appointment at GWH

Call out after someone when they've dropped a five pound note


Note. A musical note? Again you might think record player, but the Hifi cabinet has gone. Maybe it could be a musical instrument. Five pound. That's 2 pounds short of half a stone. Stone. Bit like a pebble. Pebbles are found on beaches. A holiday, perhaps.

Stop and help someone change a wheel on their car.

Not life saving actions but little things that make other peoples lives a little easier. None of the above cost me a penny but I felt better for doing them.


Stop. That's a song by Sam Brown. Help. that's a song by the Beatles. But the Hifi cabinet has already gone. A wheel on their car. Wheels are found on cars, and cars are cars. Could it be a car? Little things that make other peoples lives a little easier. What makes peoples lives easier? Money? Coffee maker? Blender?

Or I could get afew friends together and throw a brick through your window, only it wouldn't make my friends laugh and there lies the rub.

Get a few friends together. When do friends get together? Parties? What do people do at parties? Drink? sit on the stairs? Go home, cry and want to die? Throw a brick through your window. When do people throw bricks? At a riot? Why do people riot? To revolt against the man? Revolution? Wheels revolve, wheels on a car. Viva la revolution! Yes that's right it's the star prize a nearly new Vauxhall Viva!

Am I right?



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trogladite

« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 22:06:42 »

Sorry spacy.  You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

Just as well, as you took a little over five hours to work it out and I believe there was atime limt of 30 minutes, or an hour max.   Bye
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 22:25:25 »

Right, that's it! I'm phoning in sick tomorrow and I'm not going back until i've worked out what the fuck it is you're talking about.
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 22:39:30 »

Eggs and hoodies and council estatates
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 23:36:05 »

Do a good turn and make some juveniles laugh is 2 different things.

Do a good turn,

Take an elderly gentleman to his docs appointment at GWH

Call out after someone when they've dropped a five pound note

Stop and help someone change a wheel on their car.

Not life saving actions but little things that make other peoples lives a little easier. None of the above cost me a penny but I felt better for doing them.

Bollocks. At least one of those things cost you a fiver.
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